So, what's in a title?
Everything! So I present to you the Top Ten Conspiracy Theories of all time.....according to me :)
God bless Google in all of it's infinite glory, the gateway of a new era and constant stream of useless information. Entertaining? You bet your Carpal Tunnel Syndrome wrist it is! Just how many conspiracy theories are there? Well to be honest more than you could have possibly imagined.
Michael Jackson alive and well in Mexico? Or possibly Eastern Europe preparing for the come-back of his life? (Check this out) My theory is he and Big Foot along with Elvis are preparing the world for the lizard people who have strategically been planning world assimilation. I send them love and blessing.
The real question here is, do any of them hold any merit? There are few listed here which have grabbed serious attention. Even top officials in certain political circles. As well as celebrity endorsements demanding from the President of the United States a 'New Inquiry'. So much attention in fact it has caused many to quit their jobs and normal lives and 'hit the road' on a world tour spreading the truth.
Let's have a look:
10. Assassination of JFK
I don't know about you but that photo of Marg Simpson's blue (No.5) hair on the grassy knoll presented by professor Fink may hold some water. Friday November 22nd, 1963 will no doubt forever tarnish the hearts of many Americans, but it is what took place after which lives in infamy.
Three or four shots? The Warren Commission of 1963 to 1964 concluded that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone from the Texas Book Depository and was later killed by Jack Ruby while in police custody....how wonderfully convenient.
However, many questions still remain which in today's standards, with vast technology at our disposal make no sense. One significant example being Oswald's rifle; which could not have possibly been reloaded so quickly to get off three shots. There is also evidence and eye witness reports which indicate that one of those shots came from an entirely different location. The location being behind a picket fence on a grassy knoll.
9. Moon Landings
Leave it to a group called 'The Flat Earth Society' to come up with the whopper of all whoppers.....man, now I'm hungry.
Neil Armstrong's wonderful words which gave people as old as my mother goose bumps was actually scripted and needed three takes to get it right. "One backwards jump for world-kind and.....ohh crap Houston It looks like I have a serious problem."
The more significant conspiracies involve the flag which apparently waved about happily in the wind. As most of us know the Moon has no wind. Or Buzz Aldren and the flag casting a shadow and of course it is said the sun (or perhaps Peter Pan) is the only source of light which can cast a shadow.
Then of course it is said all of the above took place on a movie set in Arizona with some footage previously recorded in the black rocks of Sudbury Ontario, Canada.
8. Roswell Crash (1947)
My economics professor in college made a very good point and chart when we...umm...were discussing aliens for some reason. He showed us a line graph of technology, the starting point was 1900 with the Wright Brother's and the first airplane. From the year 1900 to 1949 the 'technology' line is, well, flat-lined (Like Alf's Career). Strangely enough, it seems like after the apparent crash of 1947, the line shoots straight-up...and up...and up. Still until this very day the line continues to reach the outer atmosphere.
This particular conspiracy still captivates even the most skeptical. Not only did it give birth to the terms 'Anal Probe' but more notably the 'Weather Balloon'.
Sometime on or before July 7, 1947 a crash did occur. The Military stated in a press release, that a UFO or Flying Saucer had indeed crashed in Roswell, New Mexico. Eye witness accounts say they saw metallic debris spread across a field and the bodies of 3 or 4 aliens. Shortly there after the Military released another statement to the press that it was conclusively a 'Weather Balloon'. In fact the Military itself is responsible for fueling this conspiracy simply because they changed their story on so many occasions.
Apparently intimidation and death threats sealed it's fate in our imagination. No one talked for years and when they did talk not only did the incident it's self grow bigger than Jesus but the town of Roswell with it, of course I mean the tourist industry. This incident is so vast and large with data it would require it's own Blog with no less than 5000 words. However, I will leave you with this little Tim-Bit:
Walter Haut, Army Field Public Affairs Officer, the man behind the first press release on July 8, 1947 signed an affidavit in 2002. Haut states he saw alien corpses and a craft. He further states and confirms his involvement in a military cover-up. Haut died in 2005.
7. Jesus Conspiracy
Now is it just me? Or do you want to see Tom Hank's head mounted on a wall too? If I had it my way Hanks, Celine Dion and Harry Potter would be locked in a bunker for a few to give the mass population a well deserved break.
The Divinci Code, Holy Grail and Blood Lines all come together for your reading pleasure. In a nut-shell, Jesus Christ, the son of God took a wife who just happened to be Mary Magdalene and being the style back then they had a child. This child, which some believe is a girl, became known as the 'Holy Grail'.
The story continues with their migration to Southern France, which explains the croissant because they are just heavenly, where the descendants of this child or children became known as the Merovingian Dynasty. This glorious conspiracy saw the uprising of the secret society known as the Priory of Sion.
The reasoning behind the cover-up? Control for the Roman Catholic Church and it's doctrine. Although at this point you would think they are praying for something to draw away our attention from the, well....um...unpleasantness.
Another Tim-bit: millions believe this one.
6. Chemtrails or Contrails (See image above)
What is it? Only our minds and health!
As you may already know, airplanes or better yet, Jumbo jets release a contrail when they reach a certain amount of feet. A contrail simply put is a 'condensation trail', a chemtrail on the other hand is a 'chemical trail'.
This theory holds that contrails are actually chemicals or biological agents sprayed at a high altitude for the purpose of global dimming, population control, weather control and good old fashioned bio-warfare. The government knows it and backs it up....for the good of the people.
It stands on the fact that contrails have increased significantly since the 90's and are looming in the sky longer than they are supposed to.
It probably has nothing to do with the fact that since the 90's air travel has increased significantly. There is no scientific data backing up this theory. Although, since when do we need scientific data for a conspiracy?
5. 2012, The Mayan Calendar
The National Enquirer wrote a very informative article sometime ago when John Cusack and Neve Cambell were an item. Apparently a 'close pal' of the couple informed the Enquirer that John had an arm-pit fetish. Go figure, just when you think you know someone and WHAM! The horror of it all sucker punches you.
Once again I will declare this conspiracy to large and vast to even begin to break the surface. So, let's pop out the old Nut-shell. It goes like this: The Mayans have a calendar, this calendar maps the stars, quite accurately. This calendar abruptly ends on December 21, 2012, the winter solstice. There are those who like the movie believe it is the end all. There are those who believe it is the dawning of a new age.
Example: We are currently in the age of Pieces and on December 21, 2012 we make our way into the Age of Aquarius once again closing another chapter in human history. However, some say at the center of our Milky Way a Black Rift if forming and someone who has been here before will be returning to bring forth this new age with peace and tranquility. Therefore many spiritualists claim that organized religion will cease to exist....................................I'm sorry I was just imagining it and got all warm and fuzzy inside.
So you pick, disaster or the dawn of a new age?
Another amazing Tim-bit: Woody Harelson smokes pot.
4. Elvis
Morphine, Demerol, Chloropheniramine, Placidyl, Vailum, Codeine, Ethinamate, Quaaludes and Barbituates or Depressants.
An advert for a Drug Store? No, it's the contents of Elvis Presley's stomach.
Now I know what you are all thinking, shouldn't this fall neatly into the number one spot? I will admit I felt deeply conflicted but then I thought of Elvis and I know (Because he just sent me an email) he would want it this way.
Elvis died August 16, 1977 in the bathroom of his Graceland home in Memphis, Tennessee. Let me make this perfectly clear to everyone who believes there is a conspiracy here. He died on the TOILET. He was taking a crap, then vomited, then fell to the floor where he was later found. If I was going to fake my own death and still maintain some dignity, it would not in any form or fashion involve the CRAPPER!
Why the conspiracy? It's simple, the Cornor report initially stated 'Cardiac Arrhythmia'. In Lamens term it simply means his heart stopped. This was later admitted to be a ruse entered by the Presley family. Why? See list of Meds above.
However, some persist with presented evidence for you approval.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mkZUBdtu5A
Good News though! It seems with the resent passing of MJ, the torch may have been handed down. Lisa Marie is after all the daughter of Elvis and she did after all marry Micheal Jackson....you put the pieces together.
http://www.truthaboutelvis.com/
Tim-bit: Type 'Elvis' in google search, the 5th one down says 'Elvis Jesus'....was that his last name?
3. Serpent or Lizard People
Okay, here is where this particular conspiracy gets a little tricky. You see, it can go one of two ways and I will explain further hopefully without scaring or boring the pants off you. Let's begin with David Icke.
Icke is an English conspiracy theorist who was a well known and successful BBC Television Sports reporter. However, since 1990 he has devoted his life to researching and writing about "who and what is really controlling the world". The 'what' is Reptoid Hypothesis.
Alright, now sit down this could be shocking. The hypothesis is a secret group of reptilian humanoids called the Babylonian Brotherhood. This brotherhood created and controls humanity with many familiar faces, such as George W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth II and Box Car Willy, too name a few. For more check it out
In retrospect the television show V come to life....wait...maybe it was the reptilians who actually wrote the script to make us all think the hypothesis is plain crazy??? I'll save it for another day.
Joke as I may, David Icke has sold out on his world tour with his talks which apparently could last up to 8 hours. Not too mention over a dozen books published which surprisingly have sold quite a few copies.
http://www.davidicke.com/ Judge for yourself.
Option #2 is the Book of Thoth
Spiritualists or New Ager's as some say have a very different perspective on things to come. Yes, they to believe in a 'Serpent' so to speak, however it differs greatly from above. This all ties in with Peru, the Inca's, the Mayans and even the Hopi Natives. It even ties into 2012 and the dawn of a new age.
Back to topic however and I do apologize for the infamous Nut-Shell again but if you follow my links you will soon see why. The ancients and I mean really ancient, worshiped the serpent on a very spiritual level. The Serpent represented only good and great things. Some cultures, including Egypt named Thoth a God of technology, writing and language who only taught to better humanity.
Fast forward thousands of years and now here comes the Spanish Inquisition backed by the Catholic Church. They proclaim Satan is the Serpent and everything associated with the snake is just plain evil. I often wonder what it is they saw that scared them so?
Conclusion: The Serpent God who is good is returning to earth to once again teach us the ways of humanity. Humanity including compassion, forgiveness and only love so that we may go forth in the new age with tranquility.
Check it out
2. 9/11
I have to admit, this one has me chilled to the bone. I remember staying up all night watching video after video and reading blog after blog with only one regret....I wish I had went to sleep.
I will assume almost everyone remembers where they were on that particular day. We watched as the second tower was hit and the screams of the reporter bellowing that this was no accident echoed through our minds. I thought we were at war. I mean imagine, the United States of America, the biggest super power on the face of the planet attacked on their own soil. It just sounds near impossible doesn't it?
It's safe to assume this conspiracy out weighs almost all others. JKF and Roswell have been put on the back burner until further notice. The questions about the events of 9/11 are numbering in the hundreds. It even has star power on it's side. With the likes of Charlie Sheen and his father Martin Sheen. Although we can't possibly name all of the questions in this little blog, there are a few worth taking a look at:
NORAD under the direct supervision of Vice President Dick Cheney was running a war game exercise on the very day of the attack. The exercise involved the possible situation of planned terrorist attacks using Jumbo jets as weapons. The result was utter confusion for the pilots of the fighter jets as they were being told about the events unfolding. They thought it was part of the exercise.
Secondary explosions heard on live Television with eye witness accounts and testimony before the second plane hit.
Puffs of smoke exploding from the towers row by row before its collapse. Experts call these 'Demolition Squibs'. Experts also say airplanes and jet fuel in no way can bring down the WTC towers.
There is absolutely no footage which shows the pentagon attack. Well actually, there is a video from the highway the plane passed. Unfortunately the FBI refuse to release it.
There are countless other questions in regards to Flight 93 and the crater of nothing it left in a field. Most disturbing of all is who most agree is responsible for the attacks on American soil. It's own government.
AND FINALLY My number One.
1. The Illuminati and the NWO (New World Order)
Why this one you ask? Simply because the organization itself is responsible for our world turning upside down...and possibly other worlds. It begins with the American dollar bill and that crazy pyramid with an eye on top which has no earthly business really being there. (More details)
Apparently there are 13 bloodline families who make up a controlling elite. Some of these elite also control something called committees. These individuals are responsible for the Federal Reserve and Big Brother.
They represent so much and branch out in so many different directions it can become quite confusing. I personally became dizzy and quickly retreated to the liquor cabinet. Above all many right-winged Christians believe they will bring forth the apocalypse. Others blame them for 9/11 and war profiteering.
They are FEMA, NATO and WHO....they are everywhere! Believe it or not this conspiracy alone is the oldest and still the most popular. Everyday it grows and grows. More and more people are starting to pay close attention to it. Facebook is loaded with groups dedicated to stopping the NWO.
Sometimes I wonder if it could possibly be we are so afraid to face ourselves or take responsibility for the way the world has turned out. So afraid of what we have become, we have to place blame on a Evil organization hiding behind a human curtain. Thus concludes my deep thought for the day!
Here is a list of some websites who dwell deeper into the mystery of the NWO
http://www.educate-yourself.org/nwo/
http://www.threeworldwars.com/new-world-order.htm
http://www.jeremiahproject.com/newworldorder/
Conspiracies, oh how I love thee, they let your imagination run wild and free. Well, I hope you enjoyed my little blog, I know I enjoyed the research.
Come back again soon!
